Game Of The Year

Take control of either 'Arold or Albert in this riveting rag 'n' bone extravaganza from Any Old Iron Studios. Ever fancied sitting in a room full of rubbish eating pickled eggs from a jar whilst accusing your son of being a 'bleedin' nancy-boy'? Ever wanted to bring home a 'bird' only to find your father stark naked in a tin bath as you lead her into the front parlour? Ever wanted to feel what it's like to be stuck in a house with a disgusting little old man when you know in your heart you were destined for better things? Well now you can! Playing as either 'Arold or Albert you'll finally be able to experience the thrill of bickering with your own flesh and blood whenever you want!

As 'Arold you'll be able to:

Accuse your father of being a dirty old man
Have your father ruin your holiday/wedding day/current relationship
Slip on the 'orse's manure
Join a cultural society you're clearly ill-suited to
Day dream of branching out on your own
Make tea

And as Albert you'll be able to:

Pretend to be ill to prevent your son leaving you on your own
Have a bath in the living room
Accuse your son of being a bleedin poofter/nancy-boy/queer
Steal brown ale from pubs
Feel sorry for yourself
Drink tea

With its easy to control interface (see below), you'll soon be spending your free time moaning and arguing and never getting anything done other than making tea and picking at your bunions. Altogether now ... AAAAAAAAARRROOOOOOLLLD!!!!